"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back
Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach
Said seagulls gonna come
Poke me in the coconut
And they did
And they did
hahhahahhaahahahha *durch Wohnung roll*
One day I was walking and I found this big log
Then I rolled the log over
And underneath was a tiny little stick
And I was like, "That log had a child!"
Listen, boy
Someday when you are older
You could get hit by a boulder
While you're lying there
Screaming, "Come help me please!"
The seagulls poke your knees
Eine Metapher bedeutet, etwas Salz in die rhetorische Suppe zu streuen.