Adventskalender

[Necromancer]

White Christmas

Entschuldigt das vergessen, des weiterführens...

[Claudius]

When the last Kalendersheets
flattern trought the Winterstreets
and Dezemberwind is blowing
then is everybody knowing
that is it not allzuweit
she does come the Weihnachtszeit.

All the Menschen, Leute, people
flippen out of ihr warm Stüble
run to Kaufhof, Aldi, Mess
make Konsum and business,
kaufen this und jene thinks
and the churchturmglocke rings.

Manche holen sich a Tännchen;
when this brennt the cry “Attention”!
Rufen for the Feuerwehr:
“Please come quick to löschen her!”
Goes the Tännchen off in Rauch
the are standing on the Schlauch!

In the kittchen of the house
mother make the Christmasschmaus.
She is working, schufts and bakes
the hit is now her Joghurtkeks
and the Opa says als Tester:
“We are killed bis to Sylvester”!

Then he fills the last Glas wine-
yes, this is the Christmastime!

Day by day does so vergang
and the holy night does come,
you can think, you can remember
this is immer im Dezember!

Then the childrenlein are coming
candle-Wachs is abwärts running.

Bing of Crosby Christmas sings
while the Towerglocke rings
and the angels look so fine
well, this is the Weihnachtstime!

Baby-Eyes are kugelrund
the family feels kerngesund
when unterm Weihnachtsbaum they´re hocking,
then nothing can them ever shocking.
The are happy, are so fine
this happens in the christmastime!

The animals all in the house,
the Hund, the Katz, the bird, the Maus,
are turning round the Weihnachtsstress
enjoy, this is an never nie
well the find Kitekat and Chappi
in the Geschenkkarton of Papi.

The family begins to sing
and wieder does a Glöckchen ring.
Zum song vom grünen Tannenbaum,
the Tränen rennen down and down
bis our mother plötzlich flennt:
“The christmas-Gans im Ofen brennt”!

Her nose indeed is very fine
ENDE OF THE WEIHNACHTSTIME )

[Necromancer]

Advent, Advent ein Lichtlein brennt.
Erst eins, dann zwei, dann drei, dann vier
dann steht das Christkind vor der Tür
und wenn das fünfte Lichtlein brennt.
Dann haste Weihnachten verpennt.